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absolutely
it's a foolproof plan
and then he can pull me up with his weird horn crown

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i think it's a diadem

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sure, that
i'll climb up on that, and then i'll beat you both

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see ya once you get in

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sounds good
i'll bring snacks

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beer?

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you live on beer, don't you?

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not an addict
i can stop any time i feel like it

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hey, i'm not accusing you of anything
just waiting for those nice abs of yours to turn into a gut

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you'll be waiting for eternity
i don't have a shirt on, maybe if you make it over here fast enough
you'll get a peek

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you sure know how to convince a girl
do you want anything besides beer?

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i'd kill for a good cheeseburger
but we're not going to get that lucky here

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i could probably get you a bug burger or something
delicious

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neapolitan ice cream

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done
as long as you promise me to try not to get stabbed again for at least a week

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can't make any promises, sorry

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not even when the keyword is "try"?

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i promise to try not to run into any knives i don't have to
how's that?

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lame, but i'll take it
i just don't want you turning into a pincushion

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i'm a big boy, kate
i can handle myself

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yeah, i know that, but i like you, you weirdo
that means i'm contractually obligated to worry a little

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warned you that liking me was a shit idea, didn't i?

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yep
but here we are
i guess we're both doomed

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i could start filling you in about shit i've done in the past
see if that changes your mind any

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yeah?
like what?