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[fledges]

oh my god
what?
why do you think you upset him? because he didn't respond in .2 milliseconds?

[ikols]

in a fit of INSANITY i instructed him not to flirt with me anymore and now i never seem to see him around the apartment
will you tell him i did not mean it

[fledges]

[what]

what???

[ikols]

what???
that's the entire problem

[fledges]

loki
he's MARRIED

[ikols]

we've all been very aware of that for a while, yes
tell him he's allowed to flirt with me again and is it okay if i crawl in bed with him of a morning again
i feel awful, this is awful

[fledges]

wait, what? have you been doing that?

[ikols]

yeah, he likes to cuddle in the morning
it's not my fault he's so ghastly lonely but as his FRIEND it's my responsibility to put as much of a stop to that as possible
kate! focus up!! i feel AWFUL

[fledges]

look, you dumped a lot on me with no context. if you want me to help, i need to catch up.
give me more background.

[ikols]

i don't have more background! i told him to cease his flirtations and i now regret it
i was trying to be Good but i'm so shit at it i was Bad instead

[fledges]

why did you tell him to stop flirting with you? what happened, exactly?

[ikols]

i told you, i was trying to be a good person
i'm not very nice when i'm good, turns out

i was a bit short with him

[fledges]

[Okay, he's not going to be much more detailed than this, apparently.]

so go apologize.
what exactly were you trying to get out of the conversation, loki? what was your thought process going into it?

[ikols]

that i was weak and wanted him too much

but i'm not! i was having A Day, ok
i was having A DAY, kate!!!

[fledges]

are you crushing on billy?

[ikols]

you are being markedly absurd

[fledges]

what? how? you just said you wanted him.

1/2

[ikols]

i'm not an idiot, i don't want him when he's MARRIED
billy would never be unfaithful to teddy and that is a beautiful example of the rare type of loyalty in love that they share, meant to be! devoted and true like the greatest of romantic parables or sonnets!

[ikols]

i was thinking i could have him when he's a widower

[fledges]

ugh, loki, gross.

[ikols]

how is that gross???
realistically i'm the only one of our old friend group who isn't going to (permanently) pop his clogs, no offence
when his demiurgence begins, i can be there to
assist

[fledges]

because you're basically just waiting around like a vulture for teddy to die.

[ikols]

well when you insist on putting it like that it sounds truly heinous, sure

[fledges]

how else am i supposed to put it?

[ikols]

kate, do you want to be queen of jotunheim? you can have my kingdom, just tell billy i said i am sorry
please?