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[kirkwalled]

[ HAHAHA ]

I KNEW it was for the aesthetic. That seems like something you'd do. Thank you for winning fifty bucks for me.

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what? who did you have a bet with?
and stop making me sound like a hipster

[kirkwalled]

Jack, I think. It's usually Jack I have these conversations with.

And you are actually a hipster, you know.

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wow, i'm sorry

[Get better friends, Hawke.]

[kirkwalled]

For what??

[ She genuinely likes being friends with Jack, this is terrible. ]

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that you have regular, long conversations with jack

[kirkwalled]

We are friends, you know. That sort of goes hand in hand with the fact. He's actually quite funny.

[ Oh my god, don't make her actually like, cop to this stupid friendship in (near on) public. ]

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oh my god
you're serious, aren't you?

[kirkwalled]

Why wouldn't I be?

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because he's so up his own ass that he could be the poster child for overcompensating rich dudes?

[kirkwalled]

Oh, please. He folds like a wet napkin within like two seconds of any conversation. He's just loud, is all.

[ Or he has a crush on you, Hawke. But, you know. ]

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what? how do you get him to stop talking?

[kirkwalled]

I tell him to shut up? Or I just stop listening to him.

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wow, you must be really convincing or something
that never works with me

[kirkwalled]

Perhaps you're not being threatening enough. If I insult him enough, he's usually cowed. I rarely mean it but it is quite funny to watch.